Tuesday, September 2, 2014

corrwill:

I applaud, Chris.

(Source: best-of-memes)

Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.

I’ll admit I have gotten out of touch with HP recently.  Some portions of the story just don’t make sense and it ruins it.
Example: the Ministry of Magic allowed a student to have a Time Turner.  It took special permission and whatnot, sure, but they allowed a student access to time travel for something as basic as school.  Think about what they could’ve done if, for example, they went back in time and killed the WORST WIZARD THAT EVER LIVED.  HOW IS IT THAT A STUDENT IS ALLOWED TO TIME TRAVEL MULTIPLE TIMES ON A REGULAR BASIS FOR SOMETHING AS INCONSEQUENCIAL AS SCHOOL, BUT THE GENOCIDAL HOMOCIDAL MOST EVILEST WIZARD EVER ISN’T WORTH IT?!?!!??!?!

(Source: luciuspatronus)

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

Because those books do not stand up to scrutiny.

Sunday, August 31, 2014
pleatedjeans:

overly affectionate cat [video]

Not affectionate, just marking territory.

pleatedjeans:

overly affectionate cat [video]

Not affectionate, just marking territory.

Friday, August 29, 2014
whitewhine:

My umbrella is wet!

whitewhine:

My umbrella is wet!

wrapyourselfaroundmyfinger:

jonny-poopoo-pants:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

For The First Time Ever, All Four Eyewitness Accounts of The Murder of Michael Brown Put In Chronological OrderThe most detailed side-by-side telling of each eyewitness account of the Mike Brown murder in chronological order #JusticeForMichaelBrown [@ShaunKing]

Reblog the fuck out of this

BOOST^^^^^^^

Thursday, August 28, 2014

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

source

Are you shitting me?

I love this leekspin stuff because it has nothing to do with the song.

(Source: johncrocker)

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

I don’t.

imagerake:

photography: imagerake.tumblr.com

model: lacey field

I love these.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

androdjinni:

smearedwithscreams:

(Images should be read from the bottom, up.)

GoFundMe is allowing a campaign for people to donate money to Darren Wilson, the cop who killed Michael Brown in Ferguson, MO.

When called on this, and how it violates their ToS, GoFundMe’s response was to delete the hateful, disgusting, racist comments from the donations. They refused to end the campaign. Apparently it is only “promoting hate, violence, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime” if people can see the deplorable sentiments behind the donations. Somehow deleting the evidence of those sentiments magically changes what those donations are for: rewarding a police officer for killing Michael Brown.

This is absolutely a direct violation of GoFundMe’s ToS, yet GoFundMe is refusing to act. These are people giving money to an individual that gunned down an unarmed black teen. He is profiting from this killing, and it directly promotes racial intolerance and violence. There is no reason why GoFundMe should allow this campaign to continue…

… Except that GoFundMe gets 5% of the cut. In this case, 5% of 235k is $12,500. GoFundMe and Darren Wilson both are profiting off the killing of Michael Brown, and GoFundMe has decided they’d rather take their cut of the money than follow their own ToS. $12,500 is apparently what it takes to abandon justice.

Please, join in the boycott of GoFundMe, and consider signal boosting this.

Thank you.

Go fund me has done other shitty things as well.

did-you-kno:

Aye-ayes mate for an entire hour while hanging upside-down from a tree. Source

Something aye-ayes and I have in common…

did-you-kno:

Aye-ayes mate for an entire hour while hanging upside-down from a tree. Source

Something aye-ayes and I have in common…

Friday, August 22, 2014

mr-cappadocia said: So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why?

cracked:

sorenbowie:

jetpackexhaust:

codyjohnston:

thisdanobrien:

hereinidaho:

Because we’re true believers! 

Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster. 

To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of. 

Kristi is a liar. I remember the meeting where the Cracked brain trust sat down and was like “From now on let’s occasionally post articles that either directly or conspiratorially tangentially support equal rights for women so we can accomplish our ultimate end goal: Hack into the penis of every man and make it a smaller penis, or a penis that is otherwise laughable for a different reason upon which we all agree. It almost sounds TOO easy,” Jack said, as he (via the mainframe) hacked a young Robert Brockway’s penis. “I think my wife deserves my respect,” the now-neutered Brockway yelped.

#LaughablePenisRights

#NotAllLaughablePenises

It is weird that we do it so constantly, when everybody knows that people only deserve equal rights and treatment between the hours of4 and 7 pm on alternate February the 29ths. At first we worried that we couldn’t cover it all with our current propaganda budget, but we were able to transfer some funding to supporting feminism from our “Don’t be an asshole” budget because it turns out they overlap completely.

Look, I get it buddy. You’re pissed off because you’ve tried to be a good person your whole life and still you feel like you’ve been consistently stripped of the things you thought were guaranteed , and now there is a whole organized movement saying you still have too much, that you, just trying to live your life, is an affront to an entire gender. That’s a shitty feeling, but here’s the thing: no one is actually trying to take anything from you. That sickening feeling you have that your being robbed of basic human rights, there are people around you in your life who are feeling a worse version of that everyday. If you don’t believe me, look at any of the secret camera videos women have taken on the street to catch the verbal abuse they suffer, listen to any of the stories of guys who touch women on crowded trains and then smile at them as they leave because they know there’s nothing she can do about it, read any of the millions of accounts from human beings about the exhausting and demoralizing abuse they put up with every day. And you might not be the guy making them feel that way, I hope you’re not, but holy shit, you can actually help. You can help other people instead of standing in their way because it feels like another inconvenience. Finally, even if the absolute worse case scenario is true: this is one big conspiracy, Cracked and feminists and a huge chunk of the Internet are villainizing men unfairly and creating a culture where you’re no longer allowed to even voice your opinions without people getting angry- even if all of that is true- isn’t that worth preventing an inarguably high percentage of sexual abuse and dangerous objectification of your daughter/ your sister/ your wife? 

Not all the stabs at equality will be smart, or entirely on point or even helpful. This form of feminism is new, chillingly new for how long this shit has been going on, and not everyone is good at it yet, but holy shit, friend, how can you argue against the aim of basic respect for another human being?

XOXO,

Soren

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Soren’s “empathy for you” is a false flag assault on your scrote size and don’t let anybody tell you different.

IMPORTANT: “You’re pissed off because you’ve tried to be a good person your whole life and still you feel like you’ve been consistently stripped of the things you thought were guaranteed , and now there is a whole organized movement saying you still have too much, that you, just trying to live your life, is an affront to an entire gender.”

This is so perfect.  Feminists, supporters of racial minorities, et al, THIS is what the opposition is: the status quo being upset because they were told they could have the whole cookie jar, and various people took a quarter of it, leaving only 3/4ths left.  Now they’re being told that they actually have to share the cookies with everyone, and their only reaction is “No!  I was told that they were all for me!  I was just getting used to having a little less than what I was promised!  How dare you take away what I was (mis-)informed to be mine!?”

Wednesday, August 20, 2014
did-you-kno:

Statistics have shown that in 2013 only 53% of Americans attending college actually graduated.
Source

Too bad the paradigm of the United States’ job market is that everyone needs to go to college.  As parents continue to push their children to achieve greater success than they did, we are reaching critical mass in “successful”, Bachelor’s-or-better careers, while small jobs - minimum wage (read: less than living wage) jobs are going unfilled because our expectations are higher, and we resist working beneath our perceived status.Cracked.com did a good article on this stuff. Huff Post did an ok piece, too.

did-you-kno:

Statistics have shown that in 2013 only 53% of Americans attending college actually graduated.

Source

Too bad the paradigm of the United States’ job market is that everyone needs to go to college.  As parents continue to push their children to achieve greater success than they did, we are reaching critical mass in “successful”, Bachelor’s-or-better careers, while small jobs - minimum wage (read: less than living wage) jobs are going unfilled because our expectations are higher, and we resist working beneath our perceived status.

Cracked.com did a good article on this stuff.
Huff Post did an ok piece, too.